I recieved a marketing survey in the mail yesterday addressed to Mrs. Matt Kingston from the Harlequin Romance Novels company (and how did I get on their list?).

I was promised 2 free books for answering such questions as:

If you were an animal, what would you be?
playful kitten
lovebird
stubborn mule (OBVIOUSLY)

When your Prince Charming arrives, he’ll be riding:
a Harley Davidson
a white horse
an SUV with tinted windows (OBVIOUSLY)

So of course I went to the website and filled out the survey.