23 Nov 2000
What is static electricity?
What is static electricity? All I know is that I’ve been carrying around enough electricity in my fleece pullover to power a small village.
Maybe I need a nuclear static elimination gun (powered by the alpha-energy isotope Polonium 210 to continuously create an equal number of positive and negative ions — no calibration, balance adjustment, or distance allowance is ever required!).
Wowee! Think of all the static you could remove with that thinger! From your carpet! From your clothes! From your pets! From your TV! From your dysfunctional relationships! From your neighbors! Yessir, we’d like to give a big ol’ Thank You to Science for the wonders of Polonium 210!
Jason | 28 Nov 2000