2 Feb 2004
‘Latte on Aisle 4′
Walmart is experimenting with a new Starbucks-style coffeeshop that will deliver your drink while you’re shopping.
Because you know, you really can’t take time out from pawing your way through mountains of sweatshop-manufactured clothes and local-business-destroying loss-leading wares to actually sit and enjoy your double mocha.
Ouch. 🙂 Seriously, though, just what we need — crazed caffeinated shoppers playing bumper carts. Anyway, how is someone supposed to push a shopping cart while holding a cup of coffee?
Jeff | 3 Feb 2004