Hit or Miss

I spent my birthday weekend on an impromptu visit to the Lake of the Ozarks with my fellow Hall Directors, enjoying a bit of R&R and R (“refreshments”). Unfortunately, I didn’t think to bring sunglasses, a hat, or sunscreen; so I’m now quite red. The highlight of the weekend had to be visiting the infamous Party Cove (subject of many a “Girls Gone Wild” video), where I actually saw a women give a guy a blowjob on a neighboring boat.

On the way back, we stopped at an outlet mall where I purchased some new shoes on a whim and a new cologne I read about in Details Magazine.