Hit or Miss

In passing:

  • I wore my first pair of button-fly shorts yesterday. Why can’t I get the buttons to stay buttoned? Why is the button-fly still around? Praise the lord for the zipper.
  • Haircuts are good. Paying someone $12 to do what I could do myself with a pair of clippers if I could only see in the mirror with my glasses off is not.
  • Maybe being a Residence Hall Director is not the best job for me afterall. Having a police officer ask me last night if I wanted to press assault charges against someone should probably be a clue.

1 response so far (Respond)


Matt, I’m sure you’re just, er, too big for your buttonfly.

Bill | 22 Apr 2001