21 Apr 2001
In passing:
- I wore my first pair of button-fly shorts yesterday. Why can’t I get the buttons to stay buttoned? Why is the button-fly still around? Praise the lord for the zipper.
- Haircuts are good. Paying someone $12 to do what I could do myself with a pair of clippers if I could only see in the mirror with my glasses off is not.
- Maybe being a Residence Hall Director is not the best job for me afterall. Having a police officer ask me last night if I wanted to press assault charges against someone should probably be a clue.
Matt, I’m sure you’re just, er, too big for your buttonfly.
Bill | 22 Apr 2001