Tonight’s season premiere of Strangers With Candy featured Jerry getting involved with a cult.

In the residence halls, we take cults pretty seriously. In fact, in the Resident Assistant Textbook there’s an entire chapter on recognizing the warning signs of cult involvement in your residents.

And Wednesday, on the season premiere of South Park, Cartman enters a gay chat room! Thank God that Comedy Central‘s season premieres are here to break the doldrums of summer reruns.